RETARD TO RETIRED
WAGMI FRENS 🚀🚀🚀
I Tumbled my way to freedom
From Retard to Retired: The $R/R Journey on Bonk
Not long ago, I was that guy...
CHAPTER 1: THE STRUGGLE 😤
No sleep. No gains. Chain-smoking in front of a CRT monitor. My brain fried from chasing rug pulls and meme coins with names like "FlopDoge420." I was broke, tired, and smelled like coffee and regret.
Everyone thought I was wasting my life away online...
But then—by complete accident—I bought Retard to Retired ($R/R) on Bonk. No research. No strategy. Just pure, raw degeneracy. I clicked "buy" like a true retard...
CHAPTER 2: THE ASCENSION 🌤️
The wave came fast and hard. Thousands of degens, apes, and diamond-handed retards all buying the same token on Bonk. What started as a joke became a movement. Numbers started going up... and up... and UP.
I was ascending above the normies, looking down at the world below 🌍
From my basement to the clouds. The same retards who were called "idiots" were now the ones laughing all the way to the bank. The Bonk ecosystem was pumping, and we were riding the wave...
CHAPTER 3: THE RETIREMENT 🏖️
Now I'm writing this from my hammock on a tropical beach, watching the waves crash while my Bonk-based portfolio hits numbers I never dreamed of. The same brain that was "retarded" is now generating passive income while I sip coconut water.
From basement dweller to crypto millionaire 🏝️
The retard-to-retired pipeline is REAL. What started as $100 on Bonk became life-changing money. The transformation was complete.
CHAPTER 4: THE COMMUNITY 🍽️
But the best part? I wasn't alone. The entire retard army made it together on Bonk. Now we meet for expensive dinners, sharing stories of our journey from broke degens to crypto millionaires.
We went from ramen noodles to wagyu steaks 🥩
Every retard who held through the chaos, who diamond-handed through the FUD, who believed in the Bonk vision - we all made it. This is what true community looks like.
"ARE YA WINNING, SON?" 🏆
YES DAD, I'M FINALLY WINNING ON BONK! 🚀💎🙌
THE RETARD REVOLUTION IS REAL
From the left panel (broke and grinding) to the right panel (retired and thriving) - this is the $R/R journey on Bonk. This is what happens when retards unite in the Bonk ecosystem.
WHEN YOU REALIZE BUYING THE DIP ON BONK = INFINITE MONEY GLITCH 💎🙌🚀🌙
NUMBER GO UP ONLY
BONK STONKS ONLY GO UP 🚀🚀🚀
(This is financial advice)
MAXIMUM AUTISM
WEAPONIZED AUTISM ON BONK 🦍➡️🧠
REEEEEEEEEEE
BONK OR BUST
BONK ECOSYSTEM POWER 🐕🚀
YOLO ON BONK
🔥🔥🔥 TOKENOMICSON BONK 🐕🔥🔥🔥
DEPLOYED ON BONK 🐕
LP = OBLITERATED 🔥
RUGS = IMPOSSIBLE
DIAMOND HANDS ONLY 💎
(DYOR BUT ALSO YOLO)